English Original
Guest: Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?
Hotel Host: I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from.
中文翻译
客人：你的狗为什么坐在那儿看着我吃饭？
旅馆老板：我想不出，除非是因为你用的是它平时吃饭的盘子。
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