English Original
A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. "Wow," she thought, "this crab is really special. I can't let him get away." So they got married immediately.
The next day, she noticed her new husband walking sideways like all the other crabs and got upset. "What happened?" she asked. "You used to walk straight before we were married."
"Oh, honey," he replied, "I can't drink that much every day."
中文翻译
一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹，并向她求婚。雌蟹注意到雄蟹是直着走路，而不是横着走。"哇，"她想，"这只螃蟹可真特别，我可不能让他跑了。"于是他们立刻结婚了。
第二天，她发现她的新婚丈夫像其他螃蟹一样横着走路，感到非常不安。"你怎么了？"她问道，"结婚前你可是直着走路的。"
"哦，亲爱的，"他回答说，"我不可能每天都喝那么多。"