English Original
One day, a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?"
"What? You don't even know what a synonym is? How foolish you are! When I call you foolish, I mean you're silly or stupid. Now do you understand?"
"Yes," the child concluded. "A synonym is using bad language."
中文翻译
一天,一个十岁的孩子问他的母亲:“妈妈,什么是同义词?”
“什么?你连同义词都不知道?你真是太愚蠢了!当我说你愚蠢时,我的意思是你很傻或者很笨。现在你明白了吗?”
“明白了,”孩子总结道。“同义词就是说脏话。”