Synonym or Bad Language? | 同义词还是脏话?

English Original

One day, a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?"

"What? You don't even know what a synonym is? How foolish you are! When I call you foolish, I mean you're silly or stupid. Now do you understand?"

"Yes," the child concluded. "A synonym is using bad language."


中文翻译

一天,一个十岁的孩子问他的母亲:“妈妈,什么是同义词?”

“什么?你连同义词都不知道?你真是太愚蠢了!当我说你愚蠢时,我的意思是你很傻或者很笨。现在你明白了吗?”

“明白了,”孩子总结道。“同义词就是说脏话。”

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