The Lost Man and His Pig | 迷路的人与他的猪

English Original

A man grew tired of his pet pig and tried to abandon it. However, the pig always found its way home, and the man's attempts failed repeatedly.

One day, the man drove the pig far away, taking many turns along the route before finally leaving it behind. Late that night, he called home and asked, "Has the pig returned?"

"Yes, it has," a family member replied.

The man roared into the phone, "Put the pig on the line! I'm lost!"


中文翻译

有个人养了一头猪,心生厌烦,便想把它丢弃。然而,这头猪认得回家的路,此人尝试数次均未成功。

一日,他驾车载着猪出门,在路上转了许多弯,然后将猪弃于远处。深夜,他打电话回家问道:“猪回来了吗?”

家人答道:“已经回来了。”

此人对着电话怒吼道:“让它接电话!老子迷路了!”

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