An offender was brought before a judge. The judge asked, "What crime have you committed?"
The offender replied, "I went shopping too early during the New Year."
The judge said, "That's not a crime! Perhaps there's a mistake? How early did you go?"
He answered, "The shop wasn't open yet, and I was already inside."
一名罪犯被带到法官面前。法官问道：“你犯了什么罪？”
罪犯回答：“我在新年期间购物太早了。”
法官说：“这不是犯罪！也许是弄错了？你多早去的？”
他答道：“商店还没开门，我就已经在里面了。”
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