English Original
The lawyer approached the jury box and began an eloquent plea for her client:
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I want to tell you about this man. There's so much to say that is good: he never beat his wife; he was always kind to little children; he never did a dishonest thing in his life; he has always lived by the golden rule; he is a model of everything decent, forthright, and honest. Everyone loves him and..."
Her client leaned over to a friend and whispered, "How do you like that? I pay her good money to defend me, and she's telling the jury about some other guy."
中文翻译
律师走向陪审团席，开始为她的当事人进行一场雄辩的陈词：
"陪审团的女士们、先生们，我想告诉你们关于这个男人的事。有太多值得称道的地方：他从未殴打妻子；他总是对小孩子很友善；他一生从未做过不诚实的事；他一直遵循黄金法则生活；他是所有正直、坦率和诚实品质的典范。每个人都爱他，而且……"
她的当事人侧身对一位朋友低语道："你觉得怎么样？我付给她一大笔钱为我辩护，而她却在向陪审团描述另一个家伙。"