English Original
Once there was an old man who was losing his hair. When he became completely bald, he decided to cover his head with a wig.
One day, while out hunting with friends, a strong gust of wind blew his wig off. His friends saw this and burst into uncontrollable laughter.
The bald man also began to laugh just as heartily. He said to his friends, "How can I expect my fake hair to stay on when even my real hair wouldn't?"
中文翻译
从前有一位老人，他的头发日渐稀疏。当他完全秃顶后，他决定戴上一顶假发来遮掩。
一天，他和朋友们外出打猎时，一阵强风把他的假发吹掉了。朋友们看到这一幕，顿时笑得前仰后合，停不下来。
这位秃头男人也跟着开怀大笑起来。他对朋友们说："我连自己的真头发都留不住，又怎么能指望假发待得住呢？"