Life After Death | 死后重生

English Original

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

"Yes, Sir," the new recruit replied.

"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."


中文翻译

“你相信人死后仍有生命吗?”老板问他的一个员工。

“是的,先生。”这位新员工回答说。

“哦,那就好,这样一切就说得通了,”老板继续说道。“昨天你提前下班去参加你祖母的葬礼后,她顺道来看你了。”

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