Kiss in the Park | 公园里的吻

English Original

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.

"Why don't you do that?" said the wife.

"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"


中文翻译

一对夫妇在公园里散步时,注意到一对年轻男女坐在长凳上激情地接吻。

“你为什么不那样做呢?”妻子说。

“亲爱的,”她的丈夫答道,“我根本不认识那位女士!”

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