Once God came up to me and granted me a wish.
I asked for world peace.
"That's impossible," he said.
Then I asked him to give you brains.
He said, "Let me try world peace."
有一次，上帝来到我面前，答应实现我一个愿望。
我祈求世界和平。
他说：“那不可能。”
于是，我请求他赐予你智慧。
他说：“你还是让我试试实现世界和平吧。”
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