A Whale's Prank | 鲸鱼的恶作剧

English Original

Willie the Whale and his girlfriend, Monica, were swimming happily when they spotted a boat.

"I have an idea!" exclaimed Willie. "Let's swim under that boat and blow hard through our blowholes!"

Monica hesitated. "Oh, I don't know..."

"Come on! It'll be fun. Just this once!" Willie insisted.

Monica agreed. They swam under the boat and blew forcefully, capsizing it and sending the hapless sailors into the briny blue.

As they swam away, Willie said, "That was fun! I have another idea! Let's go back and eat the sailors!"

To which Monica, exasperated, replied, "Look, I agreed to the blow job, but I'm not swallowing any seamen."


中文翻译

鲸鱼威利和他的女友莫妮卡正快乐地游着,突然发现了一艘船。

"我有个主意!"威利喊道。"我们游到那艘船下面,用喷水孔使劲吹气!"

莫妮卡犹豫了。"哦,我不知道这好不好..."

"来吧!会很有趣的。就这一次!"威利坚持道。

莫妮卡同意了。他们游到船下用力吹气,掀翻了船,把倒霉的水手们送进了咸涩的蓝色大海。

游开时,威利说:"真好玩!我还有个主意!我们回去把那些水手吃掉吧!"

莫妮卡恼怒地回答道:"听着,我同意吹气了,但我可不会吞下任何水手。"

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