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Chinglish Phrases

go and look!
good good study, day day up
No Mao Zedong, no new China.
go a head!
PEOPLE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE SEA
no three no four
u ask me, I ask who?
if you old three old four, i will give you color see see
dog day’s
poor light egg
go to your mother
full clear ten big cool punishment
After I do something! AIDS!
day day do morning exercise!
I saw a man saw a saw with a saw
KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED
Give your face, you don’t sport!
fat head fish
gold basin washes my hands!
you me you me
operate do system.
horse horse tiger tiger
Where cool where you stay!!
You Give Me Stop!!
fish yes
see you tomorrow
sir, you going down?
know is know noknow is noknow
we are brother, who and who?
EYES KEEP HEALTHY exercise
horizontal knife seize love.
King eight egg
let’s go shopping
5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves
you ask me, i ask who
look through autumn water!
why?
No why!
why no why?
No why no why!
you have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart!
HOW ARE YOU?
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
operate DO COMPUTER!
WATCH SISTER
blue whose and whose
ice snow clever
blake new new
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk?
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
No matter three seven twenty-one.
TRY TRY SEE
hit fire machine

Anecdotes

A student witnessed a traffic accident in California, USA. Out of curiosity, he stayed. When the police arrived, they asked if he knew what happened. He said: "one car come one car go two car peng peng one man die."
Xiao Qiang went to the cinema. At the ticket counter, he saw a foreigner and the ticket clerk struggling to communicate. He volunteered to translate. The clerk said, "Please tell her that all seated tickets are sold out, only standing tickets are left. If she wants to watch, she has to stand." Xiao Qiang turned to the foreigner and said, "No Sit see, Stand see. If see stand see." The foreigner replied, "Sorry, I don't understand your English." Xiao Qiang then said to the clerk, "Oh, he says he doesn't understand English."

中式英语短语

趣闻轶事

一位学生在美国加州目睹了一起交通事故，由于好奇，一直没有离开。警察来了以后问他知不知道事情的经过。他说："一辆车来，一辆车走，两辆车砰砰，一个人死。"
小强去看电影，到了售票处，发现一个老外和售票小姐连说带比划好半天，就自告奋勇上前做翻译。售票小姐说："麻烦你告诉她，现在坐票售完了只剩下站票，如果要看要站着看。"小强转头就对老外说："No Sit see, Stand see. If see stand see."老外回答说："Sorry, I don't understand your English."小强就对售票小姐说："哦，他说他不懂英文。"