As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
一位老人正开车行驶在高速公路上，他的车载电话响了。接起电话，他听到妻子急切地警告他：“赫尔曼，我刚在新闻里听到，280号公路上有一辆车在逆行。请小心！”
“天哪，”赫尔曼说，“不止一辆车，是几百辆都在逆行！”
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