A Patient's Disturbing Dream | 病人的困扰之梦

English Original

A man walked into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face.

"Doc," he said, "I'm worried. It's that dream. I'm having it again."

"What dream?" asked the psychiatrist, not really paying attention.

"You know," said the man, "the one where I'm into sadism, bestiality, and necrophilia. Should I be worried, or am I just beating a dead horse?"


中文翻译

一个男人面带忧色地走进精神科医生的办公室。

“医生,”他说,“我很担心。又是那个梦。我又做那个梦了。”

“什么梦?”医生心不在焉地问道。

“你知道的,”男人说,“就是那个我沉迷于施虐、兽交和恋尸癖的梦。我是该担心呢,还是只是在白费力气(直译:鞭打死马)?”

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