Police stop an old man in questionable condition at 1 a.m.
"What are you doing out so late, sir?" asks the officer.
"I'm going to a seminar on 'The Harmful Effects of Alcohol'," replies the man.
"Are you pulling my leg?!" says the officer. "Who would hold a seminar at this hour?"
The man sighs, "My wife."
凌晨一点，警察拦下一位状态可疑的老人。
“先生，这么晚了您在外面做什么？”警官问道。
“我要去参加一个关于‘酒精危害’的研讨会，”老人回答。
“你在开玩笑吧？！”警官说，“谁会在这种时间开研讨会？”
老人叹了口气，说：“我妻子。”
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