Thirteen | 十三

English Original

A man walks past a large wooden fence surrounding an insane asylum. He hears the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"

Curious, he finds a hole in the fence and peers through. Suddenly, someone inside pokes him in the eye.

Immediately, all the residents inside begin chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"


中文翻译

一名男子路过精神病院高大的木围墙,听到里面的病人们反复高喊:“十三!十三!十三!”

他心生好奇,找到围墙上的一个洞,凑近窥视。突然,里面有人戳中了他的眼睛。

紧接着,院内所有人开始齐声高喊:“十四!十四!十四!”

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