English Original
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." He sighed...
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box..."
中文翻译
一位金发女郎打电话给她的男朋友说：“请过来帮帮我。我有一个非常难的拼图，我不知道怎么开始。”
她的男朋友问：“拼好之后应该是什么图案？”
金发女郎说：“根据盒子上的图片，是一只老虎。”
她的男朋友决定过去帮忙拼图。她让他进来，并给他看她在桌子上铺开的拼图。
他研究了一会儿拼图块，然后看了看盒子，接着转向她说：“首先，无论我们怎么做，我们都没法把这些碎片拼成任何像老虎的东西。”他握住她的手说：“其次，我希望你放松一下。我们先喝杯好茶，然后……”他叹了口气……
“让我们把所有糖霜玉米片放回盒子里吧……”