English Original
While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full. "Mumpf umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.
"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying."
"He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly.
A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?"
"I'm a dentist," my husband explained.
中文翻译
在餐厅吃饭时，我责备了我四岁的儿子，因为他满嘴食物还在说话。我只听到“唔唔嗯嗯”的声音。
“德鲁，”我斥责道，“没人能听懂你在说什么。”
“他说他想要一些番茄酱，”我丈夫平静地说。
坐在旁边的一位女士倾身问道：“你究竟是怎么听懂他的话的？”
“我是牙医，”我丈夫解释道。