English Original
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
A: Her tampon is on her ear and she can't find her pen!
中文翻译
问：你怎么知道一个金发女郎今天过得很糟糕？
答：她的卫生棉条挂在耳朵上，却找不到她的笔！
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