My cousin always "borrows" money from her older brother's piggy bank, which drives him crazy.
One day, she found the piggy, of all places, in the refrigerator.
Inside was this note: "Dear sister, I hope you'll understand, but my capital has been frozen."
我表妹总是从她哥哥的小猪存钱罐里“借钱”，这让他非常恼火。
一天，她竟然在冰箱里找到了存钱罐。
罐里有张纸条，上面写着：“亲爱的妹妹，希望你能理解，我的资产已被冻结。”
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