Speeding to Dry the Car | 超速行驶为吹干汽车

English Original

A New Zealand man caught driving at more than twice the legal speed limit claimed he needed to step on the gas in order to blow-dry his car. Roger Daniel, 37, offered the novel excuse after he was nabbed traveling at over 120 kilometers per hour in a 50 kph zone in the northern town of Whangarei, the DominionPost newspaper reported. "I have a bad back and just thought I would do that instead of having to chamois it dry," he told police. The explanation failed to impress: Daniel was fined $191 and had his licence suspended for six months.


中文翻译

一名新西兰男子因超速行驶被抓,其车速超过法定限速的两倍。他声称自己需要踩油门,以便用风吹干汽车。据《自治领邮报》报道,37岁的罗杰·丹尼尔在新西兰北部城镇璜加雷的一个限速50公里/小时的区域内,以超过120公里/小时的速度行驶被抓后,给出了这个新奇的理由。他告诉警方:“我背部有伤,所以想着用这个办法,就不用拿麂皮擦干了。”这个解释并未打动警方:丹尼尔被罚款191美元,并被吊销驾照六个月。

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