One day, the teacher asked Peter, "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied.
The teacher got angry and said, "What a fool! Think about it. If I put four coins in your pocket, but there's a hole and they all leak out, what's left in your pocket?"
"The hole," replied Peter.
一天，老师问彼得：“四减四等于几？”彼得张口结舌，答不上来。
老师生气地说：“真笨！你想想，如果我把四枚硬币放进你的口袋，但你的口袋有个洞，硬币全漏掉了，那你口袋里还剩下什么？”
“那个洞，”彼得答道。
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