Ears and Mouth | 耳朵与嘴巴

English Original

"If you tell a man anything, it goes in at one ear and out at the other," she remarked.

"And if you tell a woman anything," he countered, "it goes in at both ears and out of her mouth."


中文翻译

女人说:“你告诉男人一件事,他一个耳朵进,一个耳朵出。”

男人回敬道:“你告诉女人一件事,她两个耳朵进,再从嘴巴里出。”

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