English Original
One day, a blonde woman leaves a tanning salon. Wanting to earn some money, she goes to an affluent neighborhood. She rings a doorbell and asks, "Hi, is there anything I could do for your house or for you?"
The man thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, you can paint my porch. You'll find all the supplies in the garage."
"Okay. How much will you pay me?" the girl asks.
The man replies, "How does fifty bucks sound?"
The blonde quickly agrees and gets straight to work. Inside the house, the wife, who overheard the conversation, remarks, "Fifty bucks? I hope she knows the porch goes all around the house!"
Twenty-five minutes later, the girl knocks on the door. "Okay, I'm done. Can I have my money now?"
Surprised, the man says, "Okay, let me get the money." He returns with the cash.
As she is leaving, the girl says, "By the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porch!"
中文翻译
一天,一位金发女郎从美黑沙龙出来。她想赚点钱,于是去了一个富人区。她按响一户人家的门铃,问道:“嗨,有什么我能为您或您的房子做的吗?”
男人想了想说:“当然,你可以帮我粉刷门廊。所有工具都在车库里。”
“好的。你付我多少钱?”女孩问。
男人回答:“五十美元怎么样?”
金发女郎迅速同意并立刻开始工作。在屋里,听到了对话的妻子说道:“五十美元?希望她知道门廊是环绕房子一整圈的!”
二十五分钟后,女孩敲了敲门。“好了,我干完了。现在能给我钱吗?”
男人惊讶地说:“好的,我去拿钱。”他拿着现金回来了。
离开时,女孩说道:“顺便说一句,那是辆法拉利,不是门廊(Porch与Porsche法拉利发音相似)!”