English Original
A redneck is walking along a beach in France, hoping to meet one of the many beautiful women sunbathing there. Despite his efforts, none show interest.
As a last resort, he approaches a French man surrounded by adoring women. "Excuse me," he says, taking him aside. "I've been trying to meet someone for an hour with no luck. You're French. What do these women want?"
"Maybe I can help a leetle beet," says the Frenchman. "What you do ees you go to zee store. You buy a leetle bikini sweeming suit. You walk up and down zee beach. You meet girl very qweekly zees way."
"Wow! Thanks!" says the redneck. He buys a skimpy red swimsuit, parades up and down the beach, but still has no luck.
He returns to the Frenchman. "I got the swimsuit, but still no girl."
"Okay," says the Frenchman. "You go to zee store. You buy potato. You put potato in sweeming suit and walk up and down zee beach. You will meet girl very, very qweekly zees way."
"Thanks!" says the man. He buys a potato, puts it in his swimsuit, and marches up and down the beach. Still, the women hardly look at him.
Frustrated, he goes back. "I did everything! The suit, the potato... nothing! What more can I do?"
"Well," says the Frenchman, "maybe I can help you a leetle beet. Why don't you try moving zee potato to the FRONT of zee sweeming suit?"
中文翻译
一个红脖子（指美国南方乡下人）在法国海滩上散步，希望能结识一位在那里晒日光浴的众多美女之一。尽管他努力尝试，但没有一位女性对他感兴趣。
作为最后的办法，他走向一位被一群仰慕他的女性包围的法国男人。“打扰一下，”他把法国人拉到一边说，“我试着搭讪快一个小时了，一点进展都没有。你是法国人。你知道这些女人想要什么吗？”
“也许我能帮上一点点忙，”法国人说。“你兹样做，你去商店。买一件小小的比基尼游泳衣。然后在海滩上来回走。兹样你很快就能认识女孩了。”
“哇！谢谢！”红脖子说。他买了一件紧身的红色泳裤，在海滩上来回炫耀，但仍然没有运气。
他回到法国人那里。“我买了泳裤，但还是没认识到女孩。”
“好吧，”法国人说。“你去商店。买个土豆。把土豆放进游泳衣里，然后在海滩上来回走。兹样你非常、非常快就能认识女孩了。”
“谢谢！”男人说。他买了个土豆，放进泳裤里，在海滩上来回行进。然而，女人们还是几乎不看他一眼。
他沮丧地回去了。“我什么都照做了！泳裤，土豆……还是没用！我还能做什么？”
“嗯，”法国人说，“也许我能再帮你一点点。你为什么不试试把土豆移到游泳衣的‘前面’去呢？”