Saving The Easter Bunny | 拯救复活节兔子

English Original

A man was driving along the highway when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the road. He swerved to avoid it, but the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs scattered everywhere.

The driver, a sensitive animal lover, pulled over. To his dismay, the colorful bunny was dead. He felt guilty and began to cry.

A woman driving by saw him and stopped. She asked what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"

The woman told him not to worry. She went to her car trunk, pulled out a spray can, and sprayed its entire contents onto the little furry animal.

Miraculously, the Easter Bunny came back to life. It jumped up, gathered the spilled eggs and candy, waved at the humans, and hopped away. It stopped 50 yards away, turned, waved, and repeated this twice more.

The astonished man asked, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can?"

The woman showed him the label. It read: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."


中文翻译

一名男子正沿着高速公路行驶,突然看到复活节兔子在路中间蹦跳。他急忙转向避让,但兔子跳到了他的车前,被撞倒了。一篮子彩蛋撒得到处都是。

这位司机是个敏感的爱动物人士,他把车停到路边。令他沮丧的是,那只色彩鲜艳的兔子已经死了。他感到内疚,哭了起来。

一位路过的女士看到了他,停下车来询问发生了什么事。

"我感觉糟透了,"他解释道,"我不小心撞到了复活节兔子。因为我,可能都不会有复活节了。我该怎么办?"

女士让他别担心。她走到车尾箱,拿出一罐喷雾,将罐子里的东西全部喷在了那只毛茸茸的小动物身上。

神奇的是,复活节兔子复活了。它跳起来,捡起散落的彩蛋和糖果,向两人挥了挥爪子,然后蹦跳着离开了。它在50码外停下,转身挥手,又跳了50码,再次转身挥手,如此重复了两次。

震惊的男子问道:"你的喷雾罐里到底是什么东西?"

女士把罐子转过来让他看标签。上面写着:"发胶。让死发恢复生机。增添持久卷度。"

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