An elderly man was driving on the highway when his wife called him on his cell phone. In a worried voice, she said, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there's a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"
Herman replied, "I know. I'm on Route 280 right now, but it's not just one madman—there are hundreds!"
一位老人正在高速公路上开车，这时他的妻子给他打来了电话。她焦急地说：“赫尔曼，小心点！我刚从广播里听到，有个疯子正在280号公路上逆向行驶！”
赫尔曼回答说：“我知道。我现在就在280号公路上，但不止一个疯子——有成百上千个！”
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