English Original
A man is about to get into the shower as his wife finishes hers. The doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. She opens the door to find Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she can speak, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."
After a moment's thought, the woman drops her towel and stands naked before him. Bob hands her $800 and leaves. She wraps the towel around herself again and goes back upstairs.
Her husband, still in the bathroom, asks, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob, the next-door neighbor," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says. "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
中文翻译
一位男士正准备洗澡，他的妻子刚洗完。这时门铃响了。妻子迅速裹上一条毛巾跑下楼。她打开门，发现是邻居鲍勃。
她还没来得及开口，鲍勃就说：“我给你800美元，你把毛巾放下。”
女人思考片刻，放下了毛巾，赤身站在他面前。鲍勃递给她800美元便离开了。她重新裹好毛巾，回到楼上。
她的丈夫还在浴室里，问道：“是谁啊？”
“是邻居鲍勃。”她回答。
“太好了！”丈夫说，“他有没有提欠我的那800美元？”