A man tried to get a job in a stage show.
"What can you do?" asked the producer.
"Imitate birds," the man said.
"Are you kidding?" answered the producer. "People like that are a dime a dozen."
"Well, I guess that's that," said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
一名男子想在一场舞台剧中找份工作。
“你能做什么？”制作人问道。
“模仿鸟儿，”男子回答。
“你在开玩笑吧？”制作人答道，“像你这样的人一毛钱就能找一打。”
“好吧，我想就这样吧，”这位演员说着，张开双臂，飞出了窗外。
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