Bridget asks her son Paul, "Paul, would you say I'm pretty or ugly?"
"A bit of both, actually," replies the teenager.
"How do you mean that?" asks the puzzled Bridget.
"I'd say you're pretty ugly."
布里奇特问她的儿子保罗：“保罗，你觉得我是漂亮还是丑陋？”
“实际上，两者都有一点，”少年回答道。
“你这是什么意思？”困惑的布里奇特问道。
“我想说你相当丑陋。”
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