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Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. On the way back to bed, he passed his parents' room. When he looked in, he noticed the covers moving. He called to his dad, "Hey Dad, what are you doing?"
The dad answered, "Playing cards."
Little Johnny asked, "Who's your partner?"
The dad answered, "Your mom."
Little Johnny then passed by his older sister's room. Again, he noticed the covers moving. He called to his sister, "Hey Sis, what are you doing?"
The sister answered, "Playing cards."
Little Johnny asked, "Who's your partner?"
She answered, "My boyfriend."
A little later, the dad got up and went to the bathroom. As he passed Little Johnny's room, he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his son, "What are you doing?"
Little Johnny answered, "Playing cards."
The dad asked, "Really? Who's your partner?"
Little Johnny answered, "You don't need a partner if you have a good hand!"
中文翻译
小约翰尼半夜醒来去洗手间。在回床上的路上，他经过父母的房间。他往里一看，注意到被子在动。他叫住爸爸：“嘿，爸爸，你在干什么？”
爸爸回答：“打牌。”
小约翰尼问：“你的搭档是谁？”
爸爸回答：“你妈妈。”
小约翰尼接着经过姐姐的房间。他又一次注意到被子在动。他叫住姐姐：“嘿，姐姐，你在干什么？”
姐姐回答：“打牌。”
小约翰尼问：“你的搭档是谁？”
她回答：“我男朋友。”
过了一会儿，爸爸起床去洗手间。经过小约翰尼的房间时，他注意到被子在上下起伏。他问儿子：“你在干什么？”
小约翰尼回答：“打牌。”
爸爸问：“真的吗？你的搭档是谁？”
小约翰尼回答：“……如果你手气好，就不需要搭档！”