English Original
A blonde woman, having received a fishing rod for her birthday, decided to try ice fishing to make good use of her gift.
Early the next morning, she gathered her gear and headed out onto the ice.
Upon reaching her chosen spot, she cut a large hole in the ice and lowered her line.
Suddenly, a voice said, "There are no fish there."
She moved to another location and cut a second hole. The same voice spoke again, informing her there were no fish there either.
She moved once more, only to hear the voice repeat its warning.
Finally, she looked up and saw an irritated man staring down at her.
"How do you know there are no fish there?" asked the blonde.
The man replied coolly, "Well, first of all, this is a hockey rink. And second, you're going to have to pay for those holes."
中文翻译
一位金发女郎在生日时收到了一根鱼竿，决定去尝试冰钓，以充分利用这份礼物。
第二天一大早，她收拾好装备，来到了冰面上。
到达选定的地点后，她在冰上凿了一个大洞，放下了鱼线。
突然，一个声音说道：“那里没有鱼。”
她换了个地方，又凿了第二个洞。同样的声音再次响起，告诉她那里也没有鱼。
她又挪了一次，结果那个声音再次发出了警告。
最后，她抬起头，看到一个满脸不悦的男人正低头盯着她。
“你怎么知道那里没有鱼？”金发女郎问道。
男人冷静地回答道：“首先，这里是一个冰球场。其次，你得为这些冰洞付钱。”