Perfect Match | 完美匹配

English Original

A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color. Several painters try to match the shade, but none satisfies the eccentric woman.

Eventually, a confident painter approaches the task. The woman is pleased with his result, and he becomes famous.

Years later, after retiring and handing the business to his son, the father is asked a question: "Dad, how did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?"

"Son," he replies, "I painted the vase."


中文翻译

一位富有的女主人非常珍爱一个贵重的古董花瓶,于是决定将卧室粉刷成与花瓶相同的颜色。几位油漆匠尝试调配颜色,但无一能满足这位古怪的女士。

最终,一位自信的油漆匠接下了这个任务。女士对他的成果非常满意,他也因此成名。

多年后,他退休并将生意交给了儿子。儿子问道:“爸爸,有件事我一直想知道。您当年是如何让墙壁的颜色与花瓶如此完美匹配的?”

“儿子,”父亲回答道,“我刷的是花瓶。”

阅读记录
请先 登录 后记录阅读完成
为这篇文章评分
点击星星进行评分(1-5分)
相关文章
Perfect Match | 绝配

An eccentric matron demands her bedroom walls match her a...

fiction humorous
The Painted Vase | 被粉刷的花瓶

A painter solves an impossible color-matching task by cle...

anecdote fiction
The Picture of the Cheese | 奶酪图片

A lady uses a picture of cheese in a mousetrap and humoro...

anecdote beginner
Expensive Advice | 昂贵的建议

A doctor considers billing a woman for casual medical adv...

dialogue humorous
Mark Twain and the Fish | 马克·吐温与鱼

Mark Twain humorously escapes trouble after boasting abou...

american-authors anecdote
The Twelve-Dollar Shoes | 十二美元的鞋

A man secretly arranges with a shoe store manager to tell...

dialogue family
A Place to Sleep | 一席之地

A weary traveler, John, finds a town with no hotel vacanc...

dialogue humorous
I'm Not Even Thirsty | 我一点都不渴

A dying man shares his secret: he gave up a life of luxur...

dialogue family
Always Share | 分享一切

A young man offers to buy more food for an elderly couple...

dialogue humorous
A Penny Saved | 省钱妙招

A boy misunderstands his father's instruction to mail a l...

anecdote beginner-english
The Unaccepted Advice | 未被采纳的建议

An old man refuses to pay a doctor for his advice because...

anecdote dialogue
The Clever Sign | 巧妙的招牌

A shopkeeper outsmarts his price-slashing competitors by ...

business-strategy competition
The Two Estimates | 两份估价单

A non-smoking manager, troubled by smoky meeting rooms, s...

business humorous
Hairspray | 发胶妙用

A boy earns five dollars from his grandfather by using ha...

anecdote family
Two Dollars | 两美元

A man cleverly tests a rude shopkeeper's valuation of his...

anecdote beginner-english
Guaranteed Visits | 有保证的探望

A Brooklyn woman's final wish to have her ashes scattered...

anecdote family
The Bishop and the Door Knocker | 主教与门环

Bishop Creighton kindly helps a boy knock on a door, only...

anecdote beginner
The Pretzel Lady | 椒盐卷饼婆婆

A lawyer habitually paid a pretzel vendor without taking ...

culture dialogue
The Price of Silence | 沉默的代价

A lawyer pays daily for a pretzel he never takes for year...

dialogue humorous
The Photo in My Pocket | 口袋里的照片

A man uses his wife's photo as a humorous gauge for his s...

anecdote dialogue