English Original
Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money.
Wife: And now?
Husband: Now I'm thinking about how much I could have saved if I hadn't married you.
中文翻译
丈夫：在娶你之前，我从未想过要存钱。
妻子：那现在呢？
丈夫：现在我在想，要是没娶你的话，我能存下多少钱。
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