English Original
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place.
Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.
"Great idea!" the chicken cried. "Let's offer them ham and eggs?"
"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."
中文翻译
一只猪和一只鸡路过一所教堂，那里正举办一场盛大的慈善活动。
受现场气氛感染，猪向鸡提议，它们各自都做点贡献。
“好主意！”鸡叫道，“我们给它们提供火腿和鸡蛋怎么样？”
“别那么急，”猪不耐烦地说，“对你来说，那只是一份贡献。对我来说，那可是彻底的献身。”