English Original
An army general telephoned his unit at another location to speak with someone.
"Hello!" he said.
A soldier, perhaps a sergeant, answered the phone. He did not recognize the voice of the high-ranking commander.
"Hello! Are you okay? What's up? We should go out drinking again sometime," the soldier said casually.
Enraged, the general shouted at the top of his voice, "Do you know who you are talking to? Shut up!"
There was a long silence on the other end of the line. Then, the soldier asked, "Who is this? Who's speaking?"
"I am the General, the Commander-in-Chief of your unit," the general declared.
An even longer pause followed. Then the voice on the other end asked, "Do you know who you're talking to?"
The general replied, "No. Who are you?"
The soldier said, "Oh, I'm very lucky you don't! Goodbye!"
中文翻译
一位将军打电话给他在另一个地方的下属单位，想找某人通话。
"喂！"他说道。
接电话的是一名士兵，可能是个士官。他没有听出这位高级指挥官的声音。
"喂！你好吗？最近怎么样？我们改天再一起出去喝一杯吧，"士兵随意地说道。
将军勃然大怒，扯开嗓门吼道："你知道你在跟谁说话吗？闭嘴！"
电话那头陷入了长时间的沉默。然后，士兵问道："你是谁？谁在说话？"
"我是将军，你们部队的总司令，"将军宣布道。
接下来是更长的停顿。然后，电话那头的声音问道："那你知道你在跟谁说话吗？"
将军回答："不知道。你是谁？"
士兵说："哦，你不知道，我太幸运了！再见！"