As the lawyer woke up after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn?"
The doctor answered, "There's a big fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."
律师手术后醒来，问道：“为什么所有的百叶窗都拉上了？”
医生回答：“街对面发生了大火，我们不想让你以为手术失败了。”
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