Pierced Ears | 穿耳洞

English Original

The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears.

"Does the hole go all the way through?"

"Yes."

"Did it hurt?"

"Just a little."

"Did they stick a needle through your ears?"

"No, they used a special gun."

Silence followed, and then one solemn voice called out, "How far away did they stand?"


中文翻译

我三年级班上的学生们正连珠炮似的向我提问,关于我新穿的耳洞。

“那个洞是直接穿过去的吗?”

“是的。”

“疼吗?”

“就一点点。”

“他们是用针扎穿你耳朵的吗?”

“不,他们用一种特殊的枪。”

一阵沉默之后,一个严肃的声音喊道:“他们站得有多远?”

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