The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears.
"Does the hole go all the way through?"
"Yes."
"Did it hurt?"
"Just a little."
"Did they stick a needle through your ears?"
"No, they used a special gun."
Silence followed, and then one solemn voice called out, "How far away did they stand?"
我三年级班上的学生们正连珠炮似的向我提问，关于我新穿的耳洞。
“那个洞是直接穿过去的吗？”
“是的。”
“疼吗？”
“就一点点。”
“他们是用针扎穿你耳朵的吗？”
“不，他们用一种特殊的枪。”
一阵沉默之后，一个严肃的声音喊道：“他们站得有多远？”
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