A well-dressed woman boarded a bus. She handed the driver a ten-dollar note and said, "Sorry, I have no nickels."
The driver took the note and replied, "It doesn't matter, lady. You'll soon get back 199 nickels."
一位穿着考究的女士上了一辆公共汽车。她递给司机一张十美元的钞票，说道：“对不起，我没有硬币。”
司机接过钞票，回答道：“没关系，太太。你很快就会拿回199个硬币的。”
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