The 50th Anniversary Plan | 五十周年纪念计划

English Original

At Saint Mary's Catholic Church, a weekly marriage seminar for husbands is held. During a recent session, the priest asked Luigi, who was nearing his 50th wedding anniversary, to share his secret to a long-lasting marriage.

Luigi addressed the group: "Well, I've tried to treat her nice, spend money on her, but the best thing was taking her to Italy for our 20th anniversary!"

The priest responded, "Luigi, you are an inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you're planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary."

Luigi proudly replied, "I'm gonna go get her."


中文翻译

圣玛丽天主教堂每周都会为丈夫们举办一次婚姻研讨会。在最近的一次活动中,神父请即将迎来结婚五十周年的路易吉分享一下他婚姻长久的秘诀。

路易吉对在场的丈夫们说:“嗯,我一直努力对她好,在她身上花钱,但最棒的是我们二十周年纪念时我带她去了意大利!”

神父回应道:“路易吉,你是这里所有丈夫的榜样!请告诉我们,你为五十周年纪念给妻子准备了什么计划。”

路易吉自豪地回答:“我要去接她回来。”

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