Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?"
"Of course he is, Mom. He's thrifty, doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children."
母亲问女儿：“你的新男友是个什么样的人？他值得尊敬吗？”
“他当然值得尊敬，妈妈。他勤俭节约，不抽烟不喝酒，还有一个非常贤惠的妻子和三个乖巧的孩子。”
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