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Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe the death occurred around 8:42 PM last evening.
Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept "going, and going, and going," "Pinkie," as he was known to friends and family, was alone at the time of his death.
An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner Dura Cell concluded the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put the bunny's batteries in backwards, and he kept coming, and coming, and coming...
中文翻译
今日，劲量兔子“去世”的消息震惊了世界。它享年六岁。当局认为死亡时间大约在昨晚8点42分。
这只以“一直走、一直走、一直走”而闻名的、令人烦躁的粉色兔子，被亲友称为“粉仔”，去世时孤身一兔。
今晨进行了一次紧急尸检。首席法医杜拉塞尔（Dura Cell）得出结论，死因是由性过度刺激引发的急性心脏骤停。显然，有人把兔子的电池装反了，导致它一直“来”、一直“来”、一直“来”……