English Original
Customer: Waiter, I can't find any oysters in this oyster stew.
Waiter: Well, you wouldn't expect to find any angels in an angel food cake, would you?
中文翻译
顾客：服务员，我这个牡蛎炖菜里怎么没有牡蛎？
服务员：是啊，你不会指望在天使蛋糕里发现天使吧？
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