How Did I Do? | 我干得怎么样?

English Original

A rookie police officer was out for his first patrol in a cruiser with an experienced partner. They received a call to disperse a group of people who were loitering. The officers drove to the location and saw a small crowd standing on a corner.

The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner, people." After a few glances but no movement from the crowd, he barked again, "Let's get off that corner... NOW!"

Intimidated, the group began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction. Proud of his first official act, the young officer turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?"

"Pretty good," chuckled the veteran officer, "especially since this is a bus stop!"


中文翻译

一名新警察与一位经验丰富的搭档第一次乘坐巡逻车外出执勤。他们接到指令,要求驱散一群正在闲逛的人。警员们驱车赶到现场,看到一小群人正站在一个街角。

新警察摇下车窗说道:“大家离开这个街角。”人群看了他几眼,但没人动。于是他再次厉声喝道:“离开那个街角……马上!”

这群人被震慑住了,开始离开,同时向他投来困惑的目光。这位年轻警察对自己第一次执行公务感到自豪,转向他的搭档问道:“那么,我干得怎么样?”

“干得相当不错,”老警察轻声笑道,“尤其这里还是个公交车站!”

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