English Original
A man was wandering around a fairground when he noticed a fortuneteller's tent. Thinking it would be amusing, he went inside and sat down.
"Ah..." said the woman, gazing into her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children."
"Some fortuneteller," scoffed the man. "I'm the father of THREE children."
The woman grinned and replied, "That's what YOU think!"
中文翻译
一个男人在露天市场闲逛时，注意到一个算命师的帐篷。他觉得这应该挺有趣，便走进去坐了下来。
"啊……"女人凝视着她的水晶球说道，"我看到你是两个孩子的父亲。"
"真是个算命师，"男人嘲笑道，"我可是三个孩子的父亲。"
女人咧嘴一笑，回答说："那是你以为的！"