The Traffic Fine Receipt | 交通罚单收据

English Original

At the traffic fine office, a police officer handed a motorist a receipt for his fine. The motorist, likely fined for speeding, grumbled, "What am I supposed to do with this?"

The clerk advised him, "Keep it. When you get four of these, you get a bicycle!" By that time, he wouldn't be allowed to drive a car.


中文翻译

在交通罚款办公室,一名警察递给一位司机一张罚款收据。这位司机很可能因超速被罚款,他抱怨道:“我要这个有什么用?”

办事员建议他:“收好它。等你攒够四张,你就能得到一辆自行车了!”因为到那时,他就不被允许开车了。

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