Swimming | 游泳

English Original

There's a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde, all stranded on an island.

The first day they look north for land, and they don't see anything.
The second day, they look to the south for land, but don't see anything.
The third day, they look east for land, but again, don't see a thing.
Then, finally on the fourth day, they see land to the west.

First the redhead tries to swim across to land, but drowns a quarter of the way.
Then, the brunette tries, but only gets halfway, then drowns.
Finally the blonde tries. She swims three quarters of the way, gets tired, and swims back to the island.


中文翻译

一位红发女郎、一位棕发女郎和一位金发女郎被困在一座岛上。

第一天,她们向北寻找陆地,什么也没看到。
第二天,她们向南寻找陆地,还是什么也没看到。
第三天,她们向东寻找陆地,再次一无所获。
终于,在第四天,她们看到西边有陆地。

红发女郎首先尝试游向陆地,但在四分之一路程处溺水身亡。
接着,棕发女郎尝试,但只游到一半路程,也溺水身亡。
最后金发女郎尝试。她游了四分之三的路程,感到累了,便游回了岛上。

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