English Original
The mothers of four priests gathered to discuss their sons.
"My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.'"
The second mother continued, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency.'"
"My son is a cardinal," said the next. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence.'"
The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds," she said. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God.'"
中文翻译
四位神职人员的母亲聚在一起，谈论着各自的儿子。
第一位骄傲的母亲说：“我儿子是蒙席。他走进房间时，人们会说：‘您好，蒙席。’”
第二位母亲接着说：“我儿子是主教。他走进房间时，人们会说：‘您好，主教阁下。’”
第三位母亲说：“我儿子是枢机主教。他走进房间时，人们会说：‘您好，枢机阁下。’”
第四位母亲想了一会儿，说道：“我儿子身高六英尺十英寸（约2.08米），体重300磅（约136公斤）。他走进房间时，人们会说：‘哦，我的天哪。’”