English Original
A husband and wife were dining at a fine restaurant when a stunning young woman approached their table. She gave the husband a big kiss, said she'd see him later, and walked away.
His wife glared at him and demanded, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replied the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," said the wife. "I've had enough. I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," her husband replied. "But remember, if we divorce, it means no more shopping trips to Paris, no more winters in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris or Lexuses in the garage, and no more yacht club. The decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend entered the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asked the wife.
"That's his mistress," said her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replied.
中文翻译
一对夫妇正在一家高级餐厅用餐，这时一位极其惊艳的年轻女子走到他们的桌旁。她给了丈夫一个响亮的吻，说了句“待会儿见”，便离开了。
妻子怒视着他，质问道：“那到底是谁？”
“哦，”丈夫回答，“她是我的情人。”
“好吧，这我忍不了了，”妻子说，“我受够了，我要离婚。”
“我能理解，”她的丈夫回答，“但记住，如果我们离婚，就意味着你再也去不了巴黎购物，不能再在巴巴多斯过冬，不能再在托斯卡纳度夏，车库里再也不会有法拉利或雷克萨斯，也再没有游艇俱乐部了。不过，决定权在你。”
就在这时，一位共同的朋友挽着一位美艳的女子走进了餐厅。
“和吉姆在一起的那个女人是谁？”妻子问。
“那是他的情人，”她的丈夫说。
“我们的更漂亮，”她答道。