English Original
Who is Jack Schitt? Many people are at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt, a fertilizer magnate, and O Schitt, owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple had six children:
- Holie Schitt
- Fulla Schitt
- Giva Schitt
- Bull Schitt
- The twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt
Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout, against her parents' wishes. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and kept her previous name, becoming Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they had a nervous son named Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable and married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. Their wedding was announced as the "Schitt-Happens" wedding. Their children are Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to travel the world and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now, when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.
中文翻译
谁是杰克·席特？当有人说“你连杰克·席特都不知道”时，许多人会不知所措。现在你可以从容应对了。
杰克是化肥大亨奥·席特与“齐膝深N.席特公司”的所有者欧·席特的独子。
杰克·席特娶了诺伊·席特，这对虔诚的夫妇育有六个孩子：
- 霍利·席特
- 芙拉·席特
- 吉娃·席特
- 布尔·席特
- 双胞胎：迪普·席特和迪普·席特
迪普·席特不顾父母反对，嫁给了高中辍学生邓布·席特。结婚15年后，杰克和诺伊·席特离婚。诺伊后来嫁给了夏洛克先生，并保留了前夫的姓氏，成为诺伊·席特-夏洛克。
迪普·席特娶了洛达·席特，他们生了一个胆小的儿子，名叫奇肯·席特。
芙拉·席特和吉娃·席特自幼形影不离，后来在一场联合婚礼上嫁给了哈彭斯兄弟。他们的婚礼公告被称为“席特-哈彭斯”婚礼。他们的孩子是多格、伯德和霍斯。
布尔·席特是离家周游世界的浪子，最近带着他的新娘比萨·席特从意大利归来。
所以，现在当有人说“你连杰克·席特都不知道”时，你可以纠正他们了。